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Feb 24 2005
Why Jesus loves the internet

The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are

taken up to heaven.

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have

just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.

How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.

If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.

This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.

If you would like to see one of the letters which will be sent after the rapture, click here.

This is a personal ministry, if you have any questions or comments please address them to:

Thank you and God Bless You!

This is an actual website! I saw it on John Stewart and had to find out if it was real. there is a lawyer who helps Christians write "Rapture Wills" as well.

Feb 24 2005

Heh heh...

I saw this one on the Daily Show the other night too. I wonder how many people will think their friends have been "raptured" if this guy "gets trapped under something heavy," dies, or loses interest for more than a week.

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